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  • Me: Breathe if you find me attractive.
  • Entire human race: *dies from lack of oxygen*

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These are real fucking men.

These are real fucking men.

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  • girl 1: omg im pregnant
  • girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
  • girl 3: omg im always drunk
  • me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice

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