westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

cedricdigory:

it kind of bothers me that after all this time people still dont understand how sorting works in harry potter

its not necessarily based on the characteristics you possess, its the ones you value, and that my friends is completely different. that is why the sorting hat considers your choice, otherwise why would he bother with your opinion

primary examples would be hermione, wormtail and lockhart

see also: neville

larrydelevingnesheeran:

carsonphillips:

When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere

This actually happens

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

fankakm:

Look at him go

clarinet-oswald:

the only thing worse than your otp dying

is half of your otp dying

Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes, Universal Orlando 2014